Literature
Scar Tissue (Niles x Reader)
"Niles, put me down."
"Hmm...nope."
"Niles, seriously, I can walk-"
"Not happening, dollface."
"Niles!"
The archer stoutly ignored your protesting, strolling to the infirmary with you casually slung over his shoulder like a felled deer or something. You had tried yanking on his hair to make him let go, but he pointed out you were in a pretty vulnerable position as-is, so you wisely decided to stop antagonising him. Still, his gait was entirely too cheerful in your opinion (and his hand wandering too far up your thigh), so you made sure to loudly voice your protests. Just in case anybody got the wrong idea.
"Sorry, sweetheart," Niles pur